I wish he was my dad.
My list of things I have learned in my life:
- You will receive the energy that you put out.
If you treat people like shit, you will most likely be treated like shit by people. - Overweight does not always mean lazy.
Don’t make assumptions about a person because of their weight. You have no idea how hard that person may have already worked to get to where they are. - If you tried you absolute hardest, you can never say you failed.
Putting forth your best effort is literally all you can do. If it doesn’t work, it was never meant to be and it is best to just learn from it and just move on. - Get tested.
I don’t care if you lost your virginity to a virgin, only did it once, it only lasted a second, and you used eight condoms. Make sure you know what is going on with your body all the time. - Fall in love.
As much as you possibly can. Nothing is better. Nothing causes such instant gratification. - Get your heart broken.
Pain is a part of life. Learning to deal with it is the important part. - Find a way to express yourself through art.
Weather it’s music, painting, drawing, graphic design, writing, pottery, or One Direction fan-fictions; Make art. It is the cheapest available therapy. - Wear deodorant.
If I have to explain this to you, you are probably the reason this is a life lesson. - Sex can have side effects, use sparingly.
Everyone has sex for different reasons. Showing your love for someone, control, it may fill a void… but let’s face it, the main reason is, when done correctly, it feels nice. Whatever your reason is, make sure the other person is doing it for the same reason. This may take TIME, which is okay. Use that time to make sure that you aren’t getting yourself into something you might regret. - Take time to remind yourself you are worth another day.
Everyone feels down sometimes, some more than others. It sucks and sometimes it seems like it will never get better. Newsflash: It fucking will. I promise you. If you are doing your best to change what isn’t working, there is nothing that can convince you that you don’t deserve tomorrow. - Finally,
stay away from white drugs.
Hope this helps some of you. THANKS!! :D
Bahahahaha, awww, Deavon I was just kidding. No seriously. I was being mean, I apologize.
Oh don’t worry. I completely over exaggerate regularly. It makes me feel alive.
The difference between us, my friends, I can see it in your eyes:
You’re glad that you’re not dead yet, and I’m just happy to be alive.
With the approaching Zombie-ocolypse to think about…
It has occurred to me that if I die of a spider bite… I am going to be fucking pissed.
Ewww, you bathe? Freak. Are you okay though? Like, the spider bites aren't going to cause atrophy and make you need to get things amputated? Or like eat away at your connective tissue?
UHM.
Seriously, maybe you need to get them checked out.
OH KAY EMILY. I WAS PANICKING NOW I AM IN ABSOLUTE HYPOCHONDRIAC HYSTERICS!!! OH GOD. I AM GOING TO DIE IN MY LEAST FAVORITE PAJAMAS. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEELLL!!!!
This is why there’s a shield between them on the Australian coat of arms.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH THAT EMU
I love how the other one is like “oh not again, Steve, come on. Let’s be rational. No, Steve, no— sigh there he goes.”
No really I laughed at this for way too long.
The last gif. Oh my god the last gif.
Lol, the comments XDD.
This is so odd. I don’t even know.
This is exactly what I looked like as a child grabbing candy after it drops out of a pinata.
